fairly pointless post of amusement

Meet Riddick!

He's a male Rottweiler puppy.

Riddick loves chasing Ferraris and hates spinach. His favorite food is dead cow and he's the best guard dog ever. Watch out, he can kill you with his dog dish!


...what's that from, you ask? The virtual puppy thing I just deleted off Facebook. You have to feed the thing every day and the program lags out my PC for several minutes while doing that. G'bye puppy... you were cute... I can't see neglecting you to the point that you end up on the "most hungry list" though. RUN FREEEE!

for anyone who is still confused what emo *actually* is...

Listen to this. NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Lulz. Lyrics are posted further down the page. Heard this ages ago and kept forgetting to go look for it again. xD