Dec. 20th, 2008

tirsden: a creepy child swings on a creepy swing (! b34t !t)
As per the standard evoked by Gene Weingarten, humor columnist and inventor of great ways to waste copious amounts of time (and make words sound dirty even when they aren't), I have found out how famous I am... roughly. The following words or phrases get very close to the same number of Google hits as first my real name and then my online alias. Yep, that's how it's done. Phear the results...

  • "Jean Claude Van Damme sucks" is more than twice as popular as my real name, which still isn't much

  • "Tirsden" is a bit more famous than "can I stalk you" but slightly less famous than "date your mother"

    Which, in the end, proves absolutely nothing beyond what sort of freakish things I'll search the internets for when bored and wasting time like the great master.

    But wait! Act now, and you can waste time do it too!
  • tirsden: a creepy child swings on a creepy swing (0h sn4p)
    british tea stinks
    chainsaw paperweight
    call out daddy in bed
    gay leftist pro-lifer
    read more tea leaves
    weingarten is a sexy beast
    starbucks to give out free coffee forever
    the iraq war was not a great idea
    weingarten doesn't waste time
    moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    (that last one seems merely obnoxious, unless you have actually tried searching for "moo" and then adding a single "o" onto the end of the word every time you hit Search again. TRY IT. xD )

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