Writer's Block: Parlez-vous francais?

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Spanish, on which I could survive if I had to but it wouldn't be pretty. Japanese, I think I hit kindergarten level on my DS coach and have forgotten to play it ever since verb rules confused hell out of me. German, uh, a very very little.

I wish I could trade my Spanish knowledge for its equivalent in Japanese, and my barely-there Japanese for slightly-better German.