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tirsdenAs told by Pocky, my airhead gnome cleric. Wizby the halfling fighter is my kid brother's character. Further explanatory description can be found after the story. xD
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Okay so me and Wizby were at the inn and kinda bored because fruity Lady Macbeth decided to go swimming instead of continuing the quest that one dude gave us. So we were getting tipsy and then this wizard guy shows up and says he needs help breaking a buddy out of jail. I asked if there were bunnies, but no... no bunnies... we went with him anyways.
The wizard guy, Malfoy, took us down the road a bit and showed us this jail in a clearing with two other houses and a ruined building place. We looked for stuff in the ruins and Wizby found money but I didn't and that's so not fair. Then we decided to go check out the jail because Malfoy was bored. We went in the front door and there were three guards there and I tried saying that Fen (the guy we were supposed to be rescuing) was my daddy but then Wizby screwed everything up by talking smack to the guard. So I forget exactly what happened but Wizby ends up fighting the guard while the other two guards were watching. That couldn't be good... they must'a been kinda powerful to not be worried about their buddy. I didn't want my bunnies to get hurt so I left and stood outside and played with my shoes.
So Wizby fights teh one guard and is actually doing pretty good so one of his buddies gets up on the desk (it was in the way) and hits Wizby reeeeally hard, and Wizby runs away really fast while the guards laughed. Silly Wizby. I healed her up and we decided to wait till night time cuz Malfoy said there was only one guard at night. We left Lady Macbeth at the inn again because she was drunk out of her mind.
We tricked the guard that night, it was my really cool idea that made it work. I shoved both my bunnies into the jail cuz the door was locked but they fit through the barred windows. The guard got mad and caught them and was gonna dump them outside and Wizby cornered him before he could go back inside and raise the alarm. Meanwhile me and Malfoy hid for a bit so the guard would think it was just Wizby. Then we helped and Malfoy royally missed with his stupid magic and most of his darts too. What a thoroughly useless guy.
Well the guard died even though he called for help and his other buddies in the houses must have been drunk... and we won and stuff. We got the keys off the dead guy and rescued Fen who was really really pissed at Malfoy who had apparently gotten him thrown in jail in the first place. Malfoy paid us fifty gold and ran off after Fen who had left in a huff. Weird.
We found some ale on a shelf and got drunk and found some candles and flint on a table and burned the place down.
The end.
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Ayup, that was teh hackjob Dungeons & Dragons campaign I created to play today with my kid brother d00mhammer aka Wizby the halfling fighter who is DERNCRAZY and finally got her alignment changed to Neutral Evil lol. She was pretty much already there anyways. Pocky is a gnome cleric if you're not familiar with her... a really airheaded one. Lady Macbeth is my kid sister's character, and since she wasn't here to finish the campaign we started ages ago, we had to improvise. Malfoy and Fen are my characters (Fen hates wizards and Malfoy likes Fen a little too much). Fen's a warrior but Pocky didn't bother saying that lol... plus he spent almost the entire campaign in jail. xP
Ohyeah, when the action came down, Wizby was lvl 2, Pocky was lvl 3, and Malfoy was 1... and the guards were freakin' level 5 lol... we got some REALLY bad rolls on spot checks trying to figure out how powerful they were... and Wizby didn't really care anyways.
Note to self: in future campaigns, consider anything breathing a possible... no... likely target for Wizby's bloodlust. ^^;
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Okay so me and Wizby were at the inn and kinda bored because fruity Lady Macbeth decided to go swimming instead of continuing the quest that one dude gave us. So we were getting tipsy and then this wizard guy shows up and says he needs help breaking a buddy out of jail. I asked if there were bunnies, but no... no bunnies... we went with him anyways.
The wizard guy, Malfoy, took us down the road a bit and showed us this jail in a clearing with two other houses and a ruined building place. We looked for stuff in the ruins and Wizby found money but I didn't and that's so not fair. Then we decided to go check out the jail because Malfoy was bored. We went in the front door and there were three guards there and I tried saying that Fen (the guy we were supposed to be rescuing) was my daddy but then Wizby screwed everything up by talking smack to the guard. So I forget exactly what happened but Wizby ends up fighting the guard while the other two guards were watching. That couldn't be good... they must'a been kinda powerful to not be worried about their buddy. I didn't want my bunnies to get hurt so I left and stood outside and played with my shoes.
So Wizby fights teh one guard and is actually doing pretty good so one of his buddies gets up on the desk (it was in the way) and hits Wizby reeeeally hard, and Wizby runs away really fast while the guards laughed. Silly Wizby. I healed her up and we decided to wait till night time cuz Malfoy said there was only one guard at night. We left Lady Macbeth at the inn again because she was drunk out of her mind.
We tricked the guard that night, it was my really cool idea that made it work. I shoved both my bunnies into the jail cuz the door was locked but they fit through the barred windows. The guard got mad and caught them and was gonna dump them outside and Wizby cornered him before he could go back inside and raise the alarm. Meanwhile me and Malfoy hid for a bit so the guard would think it was just Wizby. Then we helped and Malfoy royally missed with his stupid magic and most of his darts too. What a thoroughly useless guy.
Well the guard died even though he called for help and his other buddies in the houses must have been drunk... and we won and stuff. We got the keys off the dead guy and rescued Fen who was really really pissed at Malfoy who had apparently gotten him thrown in jail in the first place. Malfoy paid us fifty gold and ran off after Fen who had left in a huff. Weird.
We found some ale on a shelf and got drunk and found some candles and flint on a table and burned the place down.
The end.
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Ayup, that was teh hackjob Dungeons & Dragons campaign I created to play today with my kid brother d00mhammer aka Wizby the halfling fighter who is DERNCRAZY and finally got her alignment changed to Neutral Evil lol. She was pretty much already there anyways. Pocky is a gnome cleric if you're not familiar with her... a really airheaded one. Lady Macbeth is my kid sister's character, and since she wasn't here to finish the campaign we started ages ago, we had to improvise. Malfoy and Fen are my characters (Fen hates wizards and Malfoy likes Fen a little too much). Fen's a warrior but Pocky didn't bother saying that lol... plus he spent almost the entire campaign in jail. xP
Ohyeah, when the action came down, Wizby was lvl 2, Pocky was lvl 3, and Malfoy was 1... and the guards were freakin' level 5 lol... we got some REALLY bad rolls on spot checks trying to figure out how powerful they were... and Wizby didn't really care anyways.
Note to self: in future campaigns, consider anything breathing a possible... no... likely target for Wizby's bloodlust. ^^;
